word to the wise...

DO NOT under any circumstances drink multiple double vodka and H2O through a straw. It could have the following harmful effects:

a. Give you the impression that no matter what you say, the guy your talking to will still love you no matter what you say.

b. Make you talk to a sorority sister in gibberish about NOT going home with your good guy friend from high school. Which obviously means there was no point because she couldn't understand you.

c. Loss of balance

d. Hiccup aquistion...which you will have to ask EVERY random person you see, "how do you think I could *hiccup* get rid of these things."

e. MOST IMPORTANTLY: Make you text the guy that you've just recently started talking to, "I need to be with you, and you're on a stupid boat with NO service."

Please know that you've been informed of the adverse effects that this drug can have.